Did he really just say that?

So as you know I am trying out Match. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

So I am texting with this one guy. We have never met. I repeat we have never met. This is what I get in a text message yesterday.

"Come see me now lol i need your touch"

"Since you can bake you have some touch lol"

Really? Who says that? I am not having that conversation with someone I have never met before.

I am not looking for Prince Charming here, I am just looking for someone who is somewhat normal. Is that really too much to ask for?

Ugh, this is getting frustrating...